Goodbye all my fellow jokesters, It’s me Sarah and I will give you a riddle today, Although this is my last one you can still ask me a joke.
What can you hold without touching?
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What’s up bloggers it’s Sarah again and I am going to tell you are joke of the day.
A pregnant woman from Washington D.C gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six month , she wakes up to fink that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she ask [...]
Yo, yo, yo people it’s been a while since I’ve done this but here’s my joke.
A duck went to a shopping mart and got some food then she went to the check out line and the cashier asked a question.
“Do you want cash or credit?”
The duck replied.
“Just put it on my bill”
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says lady it says here that you should be waering glasses.
The woman answered, “well, I have contacts”.
The policeman replied” I don’t care who you know!! Your getting a ticket.
By: Sarah
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A cat walks into a reasraurant , orders a tuna sandwich on a bagel, an quietly sits down to eat it.
A man at the next table saw this and was shocked. When the waitress came over to take his order
He said ”wow did you see that! that was amazing!” “It sure is “ said the [...]
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!By: Sarah
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Hi I’m Sarah and I will be your jokester are you ready to laugh your socks off well then read this.
Two cows were talking in a field one day
First cow: Have you heard about the mad cow desice?
Second cow: Yeah must make you glad that you’re a penguin, doesn’t it.
That’s your joke for today.
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