Hey, its Izzy and here are this week’s spelling words…..
Well that is this weeks spelling words. 🙂
Hi, its Izzy. You know, the big soccer freak in Mr.Alvaros class with the awesome medals and big trophys.
Well anyway, I have this HUGE tournament coming up. I’m not sure what its called, but its one of the biggest tournaments of my life!!!! My team, Michigan Burn, is versing big U.11 teams, were only U.10.
I hope we win! We have 1 game this Friday, 1 game on Saturday, and 1 game on Sunday. If we make the finals, well have another game on Sunday.
Here are my teamates names and what positions they play. Kass, Chloe, Lindsey,and Kayla play target. They score all the goals. Me and Kenzie play attacking mid. We bring the ball up the field. We are also the pushers. Nina and Kristi play right deffence, and Kat plays left deffence. Alex plays center deffence. She is always, no matter what, the last player back. And last but not least, Kara plays our goalie. She might be there a few minutes late, so I might have to start goalie for her.
Together we are a team. The Michigan Burn team. I almost forgot, our coach is Joe. We don’t call him coach Joe, we don’t like that. So its just plain Joe. So thats my team. Hope you wish us good luck!!!!!!!
Izzy did this really cool book share.
She filled a bag with a bunch of items from the book.
Oh, by the way, that’s a bag of throw-up she made.
The name of her book is dkdkd. You might want to check it out because it sounded like a fun read.
Here are the two caption contest winners winning entries. The first one is from our very own Izzy and the second is from Steven in Mr. Austin’s class. They both won giant candy bars for their creativity.
This is the reason you shouldn’t give hippos coffee.
Who gave the hippo the energy drink?
Hey everybody hows it goin?
Why do Floridians mix their orange juice with ocean water?
Because it’s got more Vitamin Sea.
Where do pigs like to visit in Florida?
Here is a joke that Mike M made up.
Oh, I didn’t know you had an owl with you!
Here is a joke from a long time ago.
Is your refrigerator running?
We’ll you better go catch it!
Look at all the soccer medals Izzy has won.
She’s got more medals than Johnny Weissmuller .
Be the first on the block to find out what famous person Johnny played in the movies back in the 1940’s and you won yourself a PEZ candy.
Izzy the Jokester
Hello everybody! Like the little intro? It’s new. Sorry about the jokes. It’s ben a while and Mr. Alvaro and I forgot all about it. So here it goes.
Sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold.
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here.
It’s true! The word is spreading out everywhere. There are zombies and mummys and devils – oh my!!! But you better watch out!!! I hear there’s a werewolf preaching these classrooms. “Where are my bones? Where are my bones?” yelled Jesse the skeleton. Rrrrrrrrr! “Don’t touch my gold!” said Kaitlyn the pirate. “Can’t catch me!!! ” called out Abby the dead dirtbike racer. What a party!!!
Here are some special jokes for the holiday.
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
How do you boo?!?
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
In your claws-it!
Why do vampires gargle?
So they don’t have bad breath.
What do you say to a skeleton before it eats breakfast?
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
How does a witch know what time to get up?
She looks at her witch watch.
Make sure you’re checking out all of the cool things on The Skinny.
Hey everybody it’s Izzy and here are some jokes.
How does a bear test its bath water?
With it’s bear [bare] feet!
Why did Silly Billy wear slippers in the bathtub?
He heard the bottom was slipper-y.
Hi everybody!!! It’s Izzy and I brought some more jokes for you! So put on your listening ears because I have some good jokes.
First, to start off, here’s a joke that my 2 year old neighbor Govanna made up.
Isn’t it cute?
What do you call it when you visit the Great Lakes State for a second time?
Hey everybody!!! It’s Izzy and I’m going to tell you a few jokes.
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you.
Justin time for the party!
Wilma lunch be ready soon?
Weirdo you think your going?
A special shout out to Amy and Izzy. They applied, interview for, and got the coveted Banking jobs.